A compilation of half-assed selfies ! Congrats you get to choose the one(s) u like and by get to I mean have to

shut up sam,

My iPod is being fucked s I I don’t respond to you before I get back from vacation you know why

My fave pictures of the walk

Mahou Shoujo
they put this up on the Canadian side of the lake to tell the Americans to keep the fuck out we don’t need your anti-communist bullshit

they put this up on the Canadian side of the lake to tell the Americans to keep the fuck out we don’t need your anti-communist bullshit

I always spend like 5 minutes trying to get my hair an face right for selfies but this is what I look like right away here u go

I always spend like 5 minutes trying to get my hair an face right for selfies but this is what I look like right away here u go

Furries are amazing

Furries are amazing

I’m gonna go on a walk and hopefully take some cool pics n shit wish me luck

graspthesanity:

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We are in dire need to return home immediately to formalize our stay in a country where we won’t get murdered for our identities. We need 400 euros/315 pounds/530 dollars to purchase a ticket that will get us there.

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16yrold:

heaven

16yrold:

heaven

Anonymous said: Why hasn't there been a banana gate sequel?

frvt:

iwishgillianandersonwasmymom:

whatarefrogs:

amazingatheist:

whatarefrogs:

thejory:

amazingatheist:

If this gets 2,500 notes, I will make a sequel with whatever object gets most requested. 

*lowered it to 2,500, since that’s more attainable. I don’t want people to feel like this is outside the realm of possibility. Also, the object requested much be possible to obtain and non-lethal to insert. Let’s see how bad the internet wants this. :P 

Full Suck The Dick

Does “non-lethal” mean it can still inflict severe injury as long as it definitely won’t kill you

We’ll see. 

get this to 2500

how is this not to 2500 yet? i have been seeing it all day. do you people know what this even means? get this 2,018 more notes and the amazing atheist will shove an object of our choosing up his ass

Watermelon

nsfw /,

everyworldneedslove:

I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widow’s “very specific skillset” is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widow’s superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.

She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows that’s why she’s there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldn’t work.)

And this is why she’s so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation — and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesn’t know how to manipulate a creature if it doesn’t have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that she’s used to using.

weteevee:

when a 12 year old is attacking u on tumblr.com

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never forget,